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12 things that were said out loud, on the record, by people who presumably had other options. None of them printed until you ask for one.

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Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days Kim K Premium Lazy Ass

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Turns your wounds into wisdom Oprah Premium Wounded Warriors

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Imma always smell like weed a lil bit Premium Stinky Pothead

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Fuck a job Ima sell dope till I die bitch Premium Trap or Die

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This bitch set me up Marion Barry Premium Crack the Case

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Kids say the darndest things Bill Cosby Premium Sleepwear

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I did it OJ Premium If the shirt fits

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I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killings now watch this drive Bush Premium Killer Drive

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We get this bitch shaken like Parkinson's Kanye Premium Shaken and Stirred

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I taught Drake everything he knows Soulja Boy Premium Soulja Unc

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Caught on tape

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I went to The Neverland Ranch and all I got was this T-shirt Premium Never(again)land Ranch

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I want to eat his children Mike Tyson Premium Child Cannibal

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