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24 things that were said out loud, on the record, by people who presumably had other options. None of them printed until you ask for one.
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I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killings now watch this drive Bush Premium Killer Drive
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I want to eat his children Mike Tyson Premium Child Cannibal
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Concrete jungle wet dream tomato Premium Ripe City
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I forgot I have CTE Antonio Brown Premium Drain Bamage Unisex Mens's
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I went to Hong Kong and all I got was this Tshirt Premium China Buffet
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Imma always smell like weed a lil bit Premium Stinky Pothead Women's Tube Top
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Aint no party like a Diddy party LeBron Premium Baby Oil MVP
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I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody Conor McGregor Premium No Ragrats
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Nobody goes there anymore it's too crowded Yogi Berra premium Table for Nobody
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I am not a role model Charles Barkley Premium Parental Advisory
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Is our Children learning George Bush Premium Presidential Vocabulary
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They misunderestimated me George Bush Premium Grammar School
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman Miss Lewinsky Bill Clinton Premium Oval Denial
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I'm only here so I don't get fined Marshawn Lynch Premium Contractually Obligated
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Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days Kim K Premium Lazy Ass
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Turns your wounds into wisdom Oprah Premium Wounded Warriors
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Imma always smell like weed a lil bit Premium Stinky Pothead
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Fuck a job Ima sell dope till I die bitch Premium Trap or Die
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This bitch set me up Marion Barry Premium Crack the Case
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Kids say the darndest things Bill Cosby Premium Sleepwear
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I did it OJ Premium If the shirt fits
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We get this bitch shaken like Parkinson's Kanye Premium Shaken and Stirred
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I taught Drake everything he knows Soulja Boy Premium Soulja Unc
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I went to The Neverland Ranch and all I got was this T-shirt Premium Never(again)land Ranch
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